The broken heart of a lonely eBay user

This toothless hick worried that I didn't race home to ship his $3 brush...

This poor, poor eBay user who goes by the name of neogen555 purchased and paid for a three-dollar cleaning brush for auto windshields on June second. The listings says there will be two days' handling to ship the item. The NEXT DAY, on June 3rd, he FILES A CASE asking:

am i still getting my item that i paid for????

So, since this whole thing was going south anyway, I broke rank and posted this hopefully-comical response:


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